Tasty, savory, all-natural Homemade Cheese Crackers are not only kid approved, but you won’t believe how easy they are to make!
Homemade Cheese Crackers are one of those recipes that I’ve been meaning to try out ever since I had kids…but I just never seemed to get around to it. Well, that finally changed last week, my friends! And the funny part is, they were so easy to make, I don’t know why I waited so long to give them a go.
These little cuties are as simple as pulsing together a few ingredients in the food processor — grated cheddar (extra-sharp, please!), butter, flour, Worcestershire sauce, salt, and pepper (black & cayenne)…and that’s it! Not an un-pronouncable ingredient in sight (well, unless you’re like me and have difficulty pronouncing Worcestershire. Woos-ti-shire. Wer-chest-er-shi-er…).
After your dough comes together, simply form it into a disk and pop it in the refrigerator to firm up a bit. Then roll it out and use a pizza cutter (or, if you want fancy edges, a pastry wheel) to cut it into little squares. Pop ’em on a pan, use a wooden skewer to poke a little hole in each one (we’re trying to be authentic here, right?), and bake until the edges just start to darken. It sounds like a lot of steps but the hands-on time is actually surprisingly short.
Now, I must disclose that the Homemade Cheese Crackers pictured in these photos are from the first batch I made. In making these crackers a few more times since, I’ve come to discover that my family prefers them rolled out a little thinner (about 1/8″) and baked a little longer for crispier, more cracker-like crackers. The crackers pictured here were thicker (about 1/4″) and softer. Still good, but you’ll need to decide which type of texture you’re going for.
Don’t kid yourself, though…this batch of slightly thicker crackers went over juuuust fine.
I also feel the need to share that the yield of this recipe is a result of the size I cut my crackers, and the size I cut my crackers is a result of the ruler I used as a guide for my pizza cutter. I am terrible at cutting straight lines in food, y’all. When there’s a cake to be cut, I always try to pawn off the task on someone else. My pie slices are never even. My brownies range from tiny to jumbo (and not on purpose).
Anyhoo, I figured that a bunch of crooked crackers probably wouldn’t make for an aesthetically pleasing blog post…so I washed a plastic ruler with some dish soap, thoroughly dried it, and laid it vertically along the edge of my rectangle of dough. Then I took my pizza cutter and traced along each side of it, rendering my first “strip” of crackers 1 1/4″ wide. I moved the ruler across the dough and continued tracing/cutting vertical strips. Then I turned the ruler perpendicular and worked my way down the dough, cutting horizontal strips. At the end, I had perfectly square, equally sized little crackers…which I never would have been able to accomplish in a million years, sans ruler. I took the jagged scraps of dough from the edges, re-rolled, and used my ruler to cut more squares. Repeat, repeat, done!
I hope it goes without saying that you absolutely do not have to use a ruler in order to ensure that your crackers are all square and symmetrical. Live on the edge and eyeball those babies! Using a ruler is just something that my fellow firstborn, type-A, perfectionist, Virgos might understand… 😉
You should be able to fit all of your crackers on one sheet pan, since they slightly puff up but don’t spread out. But don’t be surprised when these Homemade Cheese Crackers come out of the oven a lighter shade than the neon orange Cheez-Its we’re all accustomed to.
Cheese + butter + flour ≠ neon. (And people think an English major can’t be good at math…)
And speaking of cheese, I highly recommend using extra-sharp cheddar in these crackers for the best flavor (I used Tillamook), as they can turn out somewhat bland if you use a milder cheese.
Have I mentioned that, in addition to loving these crackers for a snack, your favorite kiddo(s) would love to help you make them?! This recipe would be a fun little project to tackle with your resident toddler/preschooler/insert-age-here-year-old. Said little helper can measure out ingredients, pulse the food processor (with supervision, of course), cut straight lines along the ruler or use mini cookie cutters to cut out shaped crackers (goldfish, anyone?), and best of all, taste-test!
All of my offspring appreciate a good snack, and sometimes it’s nice to trade out the usual fruit or muffins or granola bars for something a little different…and non-sugary, to boot. So if you’ve ever considered making your own Homemade Cheese Crackers, don’t delay! Now’s your time! They’re easy, they’re yummy, and there’s something so satisfying about knowing that they’re chock full of real ingredients. In fact, they’re guaranteed to elicit cheesy grins.
Sorry…couldn’t resist (the cute toddler or the lame pun).
Recipe source: Make the Bread, Buy the Butter (*affiliate link)
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